THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT
A clown with his pants falling down
Or the dance that's a dream of romance
Or the scene where the villain is mean.
          That's entertainment!

The clerk who is thrown out of work
By the boss who is thrown for a loss
By the skirt who is doing him dirt
         The world is a stage; 
the stage is a world of entertainment!

It might be a fight like you see on the screen
A swain getting slain for the love of a queen
Some great Shakespearean scene
Where a ghost and a prince meet, 
and everyone ends in mincemeat.

The guy who was waving the flag
That began with the mystical hand
Hip hooray! The American way
       The world is a stage; 
the stage is a world of entertainment!

Catching On Is Entertaining